Funnies jokies~

1)One day, two men fell from the first floor and the tenth floor respectively. What is the
differences?

Ans: The man fell from the first floor: piak(fall on the ground) ahh!!
= piak ah!
The second man: ah! piak~!!

Haha~ So funnny!

2) " Kueh" and " guo"( which means kuali) are enemies. One day, they met each other and kueh accidentally stepped on guo's foot. Guo is very angry and guo warned kueh that he cannot appear in front of it anymore, or else guo will throw kueh into the sea.

Haha! It's so funny right?? When Joanne told me this , i laughed like hell!

3) One day, a couple went fishing at the sea. Suddenly, the girl felt something on the hook.
Guess what she got?

Ans: KUEH!!
Hahahaah~~~