Funniest jokes!!

Ivan and Priscilla engaged last year, December. They are planning to get marry this year, probably July. Ivan had very serious “Hong Kong” foot, while his fiancé is suffering from “mouth disease”, which means she has a disgusting breath, especially in the morning when she just woke up. Whenever she talks, people would try avoiding getting near her. Anyway, both of them didn’t know that he/she has this terrible matter.

Finally, they’d agree that they will get marry on 25 July 2009.

Man’s side:

Ivan: Mommy, how can I keep this secret that I have Hong Kong legs from Priscilla?

Mum: It’s easy. Before she wake up in the morning, wear your socks, so she won’t

realize it.

Ivan: Ooohh, thanks, mom. I love you!!

Woman’s side:

Priscilla: Oouhh, mum. I had terrible mouth disease. What if he knows? What if he smells it and he don’t want me? He’d faint if he smells it.

Mum: I’m glad you know, dear. I had told you lots of time, brush your teeth every morning! You just wake up, eat and after that, go to work.

Priscilla: Owh, mum. What should I do?

Mum: Okay. Don’t worry. Remember, you must always wake up earlier than him. Go

brush your teeth, so it won’t be that terrible.

Priscilla: Thank you mum! You are my hero!!

On 25^th July 2009, they got married. Both happy Ivan and Priscilla still remember their mums’ advice.

Days really fly. A few months passed.

One day, Ivan can’t find his one of his socks.He began to panic and when Priscilla woke up, he was more worried. He hid his legs inside the blanket. Honey, did you saw my socks? One is missing. Priscilla forgot all about her “mouth disease” because she couldn’t wait to answer her darling.

Priscilla: No (hhh), darling.

Ivan: (Face becomes pale white). Honey, had you eaten my socks?